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January 21, 2016, 06:02:08 AM

Hi, forget who's going to be the next football champion, or the next president. The huge question of this year is; when will Mad Dog (Sam) shoot his new Walker he got for Christmas?

Some possible reasons he hasn't:

1. He can't lift his Walker?
2. He hasn't taken it out of the box?
3. He misplaced his powder?
4. He misplaced his balls?
5. He's afraid of Johnnie?
6. His dog won't stand still to be a target?
7. Kimmy doesn't like gunfire?
8. The Walker is stuck to a large magnet and Sam can't get it off?
9. Someone burgled the Walker?
10. The earth's magnetic field keeps the Walker pointing north/south?
11. Sam forgot where he put the Walker?
12. Sam took it apart and can't find the parts, or forgot how it goes together?
13. Sam tried to clean the Walker, but it fell in the well?

Can you think of any other reasons Sam hasn't shot his Walker?


Mad Dog Stafford:
January 21, 2016, 07:40:43 AM

 (?^    (T^

January 21, 2016, 08:39:46 AM

14. Kimmy won't let Sam put caps on her the nipples.

January 21, 2016, 09:21:06 AM

            It is so Bloody Cold where he lives, his wife wraps him up so warmly, he is too bundled up to FIND the Walker!  It's buried somewhere between his knees and his chin, but he cant recall exactly where!
                                                                                                      Johnnie Roper,Alias:GUnslinger9378.

January 21, 2016, 09:34:32 AM

15  it's either the 10 high or the walker   guess 10 high won out

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